we're blogging at a bar
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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