Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
If its not for food we ain't going out.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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