and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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