Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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