Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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