8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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