You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
