Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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