They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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