I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
And the cops told us we were all naked.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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