I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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