If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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