we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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