But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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