if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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