the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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