She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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