You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
