this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
