So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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