I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
My ass is underappreciated
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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