My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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