I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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