3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
my liver is dry heaving
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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