i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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