I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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