I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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