garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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