I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I had to cum in my sink.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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