is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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