when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Sponge bath it is.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
