Taylor Swift is so right about you.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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