Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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