is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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