I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
i need some magic done to my vagina
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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