I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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