Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
we're making bets on your personal life
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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