I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Randomize
