i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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