i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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