Dual....:-)
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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