if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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