Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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