whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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