ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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