maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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