Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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