Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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