Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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