I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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